Do you ever get tired of being a good girl?

I know I do, with a name like Snow I guess it’s expected.
But there is nothing good about my boss’ new wife.
That witch took over the office.
And she’s determined to turn my fairy tale into a living nightmare.
Hello, Enchanted Woods, an exclusive retreat for worn-out girls like me.
The retreat has a saying:

“True love’s kiss will fill your heart with love, but it’s his c*ck that will make you cream.”
Who knows? I might even find a prince there to give me a happy ending.
There’s no room for grumpy, sleepy and dopey in my life,
not when I can have horny, cocky and lucky.

A cowboy, an athlete, and a biker... maybe even a billionaire too.
Seven is my lucky charm. Let’s see which one is my happily-ever-after...