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"A ribald and incisive provocation... riotously bawdy... readers who relish irreverent literary play will be rewarded with insight and challenges to convention..." — Booklife
PUCHY MUSHKIN is a big dreamer and an even bigger loser whose spectacular failure as a human being is exceeded only by the enormity of his penis.
In the depths of his despair, Puchy has an epiphany: could the endless series of screw-ups that define his existence be the result of his overwhelming desire for the success he believes is his birthright? To test his theory and, hopefully, change his fate, Puchy vows to banish all dreams, goals, aims, ambitions, and obsessions from his life except one: to assassinate desire itself and hang it by its feet like Mussolini.
What follows is the hilariously dark, raunchy, and irreverent tale of one man's twisted war with himself—an anti-story about an anti-hero whose only motivation is to have no motivation at all.
The Tyranny of Desire by Morty Shallman is the perfect choice for fans of Arthur Nersesian and Gary Reilly's The Asphalt Warrior. If you're a fan of edgy, irreverent literature, you won't want to miss The Tyranny of Desire.
Reviewers are equally impressed and appalled by The Tyranny of Desire!
"...Shallman seems eager to challenge readers’ senses of decency whenever possible... A lively but profane comic tale." — Kirkus Reviews
"A Comedic Masterpiece" and "5 out of 5 stars" — Readers' Favorite
"A fast-paced phantasmagoric satire of a debauched contemporary LA, brilliantly written and very funny." — Robert Grossmith, author of The Empire of Lights
Ready to break free from a toxic relationship once and for all?
Do you want to find a way to live on your own terms and live your truth?
Codependency is a slippery slope you can slide down without realizing it. One day you wake up and genuinely don’t know who you are anymore, and that terrifies you. Sound familiar?
Honestly, that’s okay. By stepping forward and speaking up for yourself internally, you’re taking the biggest, most important step of the journey. From here on in, you’ll be supported and guided in a truly personal and authentic way. That’s if only you had the right guide…
…but you CAN get it faster than you can believe if you invest just two minutes of your life reading to the button on this page. How do I know? I’ve already read that very same guide from cover to cover!
“Independence Over Codependency” is for anyone who wants to follow their true self and live a life that sets them free from the harm and grip of toxicity.
Inside Independence Over Codependency, you’re going to learn about:
This step-by-step approach will allow you to achieve more than you ever thought possible, all while lightening your mental load in a way that truly will change the rest of your life.
Take action and claim your copy NOW!
Once you get it, you need to spend 5 minutes reading the first couple of pages. Why? Because that small bit of momentum you will unleash will build into an unstoppable avalanche of progress before you know it.
Soon growing and working on yourself internally will become a daily habit, and once that happens, you will get your life back faster than you can believe.
I know you can do this.
Transform your life using the four proven pillars of performance!
Learn how to get results by implementing an elite mindset both professionally and personally in order to make a change in your life. This will be accomplished by utilizing the four proven pillars of performance creating a daily shift in your life; psychologically, physically, spiritually, and emotionally.
Author Erik Westrum went from being an ordinary kid growing up in a small suburban town in Minnesota to an NHL hockey player for the Arizona Coyotes, Toronto Maple Leafs, and his hometown team the Minnesota Wild. After earning his MBA in business and finance, Erik took his elite mindset and proven process to inspire and grow small businesses around the world. He continues to use his experiences to make an impact as a coach, husband, and father on a daily basis in his own life. Now he is here to guide you!
The transformation to becoming elite is taught through stories of successes and failures while bridging the way from yesterday to a better today and into a consistent tomorrow.
Inside, you’ll discover:
This leadership, self-help, and sports psychology book is perfect for you if you are trying to up your game in life, working to become elite, and want to follow a proven process to get results.
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You saved her life. You gave her a home. You know nothing about her…
Divorcee Claire is learning to begin again after discovering her ex-husband's affair. The last thing she expects to find is a young woman precariously balanced on the edge of a bridge. Vanessa is homeless and desperate, lacking options in her life. Claire takes Vanessa under her wing, saving her from the icy-cold waters of the churning river below.
Vanessa is grateful to Claire, especially when she offers her a room in her empty beach house in a quaint coastal town.
The two women find they have a lot in common and enjoy each other’s company immensely. Vanessa finds a job in the local town, and Claire takes up sketching again.
But their harmony is short-lived. When a brick comes crashing through a window, Claire must confront Vanessa about her past.
Did this sweet young girl bring someone dark into Claire’s life? And what if Vanessa has a hidden agenda?
Two classics, The Lovely Bones and The Beach, meet in this girl-and-her-backpack story—except this teenager, Carlie, isn’t merely traveling.
Carlie steals ten thousand dollars from her parents to get as far from them as possible: Southeast Asia. There, the Lonely Planet path of hooks, heat, alcohol and drugs takes on a terrifying reality.
Landing in Tokyo in the late 1980s, teaching English and practicing tai chi, Carlie has the chance at a journey she didn’t plan for: one to find the self-respect ripped from her as a child and the healthy sexuality she desires.
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with this collection of hilarious jokes! This book is perfect for children ages 8-12 and is filled with funny riddles, tongue twisters, and puns that will have them laughing for hours.
Kids will learn about the history of the Irish holiday, as well as some of the most beloved Irish folklore. With funny illustrations and a variety of jokes, this book will be sure to put a smile on anyone's face! Perfect for reading aloud in the classroom or at home, this St. Patrick's Day Jokes book is sure to bring joy to your family.
"St. Patrick's Jokes Book for Kids: Shamrock Shenanigans" is an absolutely delightful book that is perfect for children of all ages. This book is packed with clean and clever jokes and puns related to St. Patrick's Day, which are sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. The jokes are written in a fun and engaging way that kids will easily understand, making it a great resource for parents and educators who want to entertain and educate children at the same time. The illustrations are also fun and colorful, adding to the overall appeal of the book.
Here are good reasons to buy this book:
We highly recommend this book to parents, educators, and anyone looking for a fun way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with kids. Get your copy today!
Lucy Wang, a Chinese woman in her forties, leads an idyllic life in Montreal under the protective wing of her husband Patrick Harris, an English Canadian entrepreneurial millionaire whose career is on the rise and whom she loves deeply. However, her crystal castle cracks when she discovers that Patrick is having a passionate affair with an unknown woman. Chance leads her to learn of a new method for tackling the problem, unknown in the West but all the rage in China. She travels there to get more information and upon her return home decides to set her plan in motion. Torn between her internal conflicts and mixed feelings toward Patrick, Lucy ignores that in addition to standing up to her rival in love, she will have to face powerful adversaries in the shadows, to the point of risking her own life. Her dilemma: to accept defeat and quit or gather up the necessary courage to transform herself into a new woman and go further to meet the ultimate consequences.
A wonderful and gripping read that will most certainly stick with you long after you have finished reading it.
Soon to be a Passionflix original movie production.
When romance novelist Kate Smith suddenly gets writer's block as she's beginning the final installment of her international bestselling steamy Bed 'n Breakfast series, she'll do pretty much anything to get her groove back.
Like sneak into a Tire Depot waiting room because her words flow there just like complimentary coffee-smooth, sweet, and scorchingly hot.
She manages to fly under the radar until the rugged and charming mechanic, Miles Hudson, notices the quirky redhead slinking in and out of the employees only entrance.
But she's way too intriguing to blow the whistle on. Doing a test-drive of her new book idea sounds like a much better option.
War is a messy business and anyone who claims otherwise is trying to sell you something.
This is a tale of war and desperation, of grit and heroism. See what a batch of desperate dwarves can do when the chips are down.
Pick up the first three books from the Dwarvish Dirty Dozen series to dive into their tale today!
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The dwarvish legions, the Holt’Dwan, are familiar with this but these are strange times.
The dead are rising from the earth in the freshly settled Ysgand Vale and the war just got a lot messier.
So an old custom was resurrected and the Bad Badgers were formed.
Condemned and disowned, the Badgers have nothing to lose and everything to prove. But in a world where the dead don't stay dead and victory will cost you everything, what can be done?
A lot, if one has the will and stomach for it.
Included in this boxed set:
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A steamy, exciting, and emotional rock star romance with a bit of a slow burn, a love triangle and a '90s grunge aesthetic.
Two Days, One Interview, Twenty-Five Years of Rock 'N Roll. Telling his story might just repair past relationships and ignite new ones.
Jack O’Donnell is a middle-aged rock star with a long history of bad decisions. When unimaginable circumstances bring Jack and journalist Erin Langford, together, the two embark on a journey through Jack’s past where he recounts the rise and fall of his band and the profound bond he shared with his former bandmate and collaborator.
Erin Langford is a seasoned journalist tasked with writing a piece on Jack O’Donnell for a popular music website. While she had preconceived notions about Jack’s rock star image and evasive nature, she learns there is far more to his story than just the headlines. As Jack reveals the heart-wrenching details of his past, the feature she thought she was going to write, turns into so much more.
Blood & Bone is the first novel in the Blood & Bone series which must be read in order for the best reader experience,
Jack’s story is perfect for readers who love a damaged redeemable rockstar, alpha heroes, love triangles, smart strong heroines, second chances, friends to lover’s, a bit of a slow burn, a touch of humor, emotional love stories with a lot of angst, and plenty of steam.
Content Warning: This book also contains some sensitive subjects about abuse, addiction and suicide. Please take care while reading.
It’s weird how every woman reacts differently. How each pregnancy differs.
Mine is definitely unique.
My sense of smell became stronger, picking up the faintest odors, and my stomach was in constant turmoil. Those were the first signs.
And then I started eating. And eating. If I don’t, I get a migraine and people’s faces become blurry. Electronics seem to malfunction in my presence. And the nightmares—they don’t stop.
Something is changing my body.
Something that should have never happened.
Something that my husband and I had prevented from happening.
Something people say is miraculous.
The bigger I get, the more frequently I encounter people who become possessed. And the more often I wind up questioning if I am carrying a miracle baby.
The closer I get to the due date, the more I love this child and the more confident I am that I will protect my baby from anything.
Even its fate.
DNA Demons N Angels contains violence, swearing, and sex scenes.
With her roommate Mary and a Great Dane named Moo, she begins to unravel the mystery around the death of the victim, but can they solve the case before they find themselves in the killer's sights?
A humorous cozy murder for every sleuth in the family
This is the first book in a brand-new series set at the fictional Westmound Center for Competitive Shooting Sports in rural Wyoming.
"Funny, charming, and occasionally deadly." ~ NYT bestselling author Zoe York
Target Practice Mystery #1
"A humorous first-in-series cozy mystery featuring a darling dog, a sassy heroine, and an amusing cast of characters." — USA Today bestselling author Zara Keane
Devi is having the week from hell. Literally.
Devi Lawson has a talent for breaking the rules. It's second only to her skill at hunting down demons -- too bad the angelic guild of celestial soldiers didn't appreciate her efforts. In fact, they kicked her out.
And now she's being accused of murdering one of their own.
To clear her name, she must work hand in hand with the demons she used to hunt, including the enigmatic warlock Nikolas Castor. Not only is his magic entirely too close to the killer she's pursuing, but he seems to think Devi is marked by a demon, too.
Before long, Devi is neck-deep in trouble. Distrusted by her former allies and in serious danger of the real reason she left the guild making it into the light, Devi must catch the killer before he unleashes a literal hell on Earth.
New York Times bestselling author Tosca Lee brings a modern twist to an ancient mystery surrounding Elizabeth Bathory, the most notorious female serial killer of all time.
Emily Jacobs is the descendant of a serial killer. Now, she’s become the hunted.
She’s on a quest that will take her to the secret underground of Europe and the inner circles of three ancient orders—one determined to kill her, one devoted to keeping her alive, and one she must ultimately save.
Filled with adrenaline, romance, and reversals, The Progeny is the present-day saga of a 400-year-old war between the uncanny descendants of “Blood Countess” Elizabeth Bathory, the most prolific female serial killer of all time, and a secret society dedicated to erasing every one of her descendants. It is a story about the search for self filled with centuries-old intrigues against the backdrop of atrocity and hope.
Love is a game Ren never wanted to play.
Growing up in the desert biodomes of Province 5-9, there is little room for individuality and choice. Every part of life is dictated by the Council.
At seventeen, Ren knows her path in life has been determined for the betterment of humanity.
Her permanent job placement, her relationship status, and even the number of children she will have are out of her control. Like it or not, she is expected to marry a complete stranger who was assigned to her based solely on their combined genetic diversity.
When the pressure of spending the rest of her life shackled to someone else overwhelms her, she makes a choice that will change the course of her entire life.
Signing up for the yearly lottery could buy her the time and freedom she craves…or she could be condemned to her worst waking nightmare.
The odds she’ll win the right to choose her own spouse are so low she decides it’s worth risking everything. The last thing Ren expects is to be chosen.
Ren is thrust into a house with seven pre-selected men. She must play the game while the whole country watches.
As Ren’s journey progresses, she learns the heart can be a fickle thing, and the road ahead might lead to a destination she never expected.
Can she find a way to break the rules without leaving a path of shattered hearts behind her? Or is all fair in love and survival?
Scroll up and click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE and lose your heart asThe Bachelorette meets Hunger Games in the first book of The Chosen Legacy Series!
Extraterrestrial DNA mutates life on Earth into a cosmic playground and an obscure frequency draws in the players.
US Secretary of Energy, Ed Marker, is living his dream as head of the most ambitious power initiative in the world. He is overseeing the roll-out of the harvester project, which will provide clean, efficient, and unlimited energy. When this new technology activates alien DNA, the price of free energy becomes too high.
This uncatalogued genetic code is reshaping the planet as the world's oceans turn a deep crimson and seismic activity shakes the globe. People are developing photosynthetic properties, growing scales, and using previously inaccessible portions of the human mind. These alarming changes are accelerating with each passing day. Millions of years of evolution are occurring near these monstrosities in only months, and it is up to Ed and a team of scientists to stop these transformations before the human race is unrecognizable.
Dormant Diversion is the first book in The Harvester Series. Diane Lauer and Sarah Lauer Nakawatase have turned biology and physics upside down, weaving a contemporary story of genetically-unimaginable proportions.
Get all 31 ebooks FREE! Almost 100,000 Magnus books sold! #1 in Historical Thrillers, #1 in Military Thrillers, #1 in War Fiction, #1 in Military Science Fiction, #1 in Historical Fantasy, & #1 in Alternative History on Amazon. In 367 AD, an actual evil genius named Valentinus gets 5 foreign armies to invade Britain in what historians call The Great Conspiracy. Meet the real-life hero sent to stop them. Magnus Maximus means Maximum Great – that’s his name and he’ll become a Roman emperor in 383. But this long-suffering orphan has demons from his past that darken his future. His first cousin may become a lasting enemy whose idiot sons ruin Rome, destroy Western civilization, and start 1000 years of darkness. Meet the greatest Roman you’ve never heard of, take a tour of antiquity, see what started the Dark Ages, and enjoy the 4th century today with this 31-book historical saga.
PRAISE FROM AMAZON VERIFIED REVIEWS:
“Best historical novel I’ve read.” “You can feel the fire as the Roman Empire explodes. Great series!”
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“I couldn’t stop reading. Magnus flew off the page… The giant blue Pict was sensational.”
“How military fiction should be written. It’s fast, fun, and full of fighting…A tight tale that never bogs down.”
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“Shines a bright light on a dark time. Book 1 starts good, then the saga soars!”
“Magnus Maximus is Julius Caesar with an attitude. I loved this book.”
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“Great history… Amazing real men… Magnus stands up and stands out.”
31 BOOKS IN THE MAGNUS MAXIMUS SAGA
MEET THE GREATEST ROMAN YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF AND
ENJOY THE 4TH CENTURY, TODAY!
The Screenplay is a prequel.
1) First King of Britain
2) Barbarian Invasions
3) Empires At War
4) The Hun Horde
5) The First Americans
6) The Terror of Totonaca
7) Battles in the Basin
8) The Conquest of Zacatecas
9) Berbers and Bedouins
10) The Mayan Menace
11) Revenge of the Zapotecas
12) Massacre on the Mississippi
13) Alaric the Goth
14) The Forbidden City
15) The Great Wall
16) Japan’s Ancient Empire
17) The First Korean War
18) Gwan the Great
19) Rise of the Aztecs
20) League of Emperors
21) Prince of Persia
22) Gupta India
23) The Conquerors
24) Birth of a Behemoth
25) The Doom
26) Peru's City of Gold
27) El Dorado
28) The Invasions of Italy
29) The Last Romans
30) Raid on the Thames
COMING SOON: The Fall of Rome
Fans of Pamela Kelley and Robyn Carr will love this small-town, feel-good romance!
Annie O'Leary's life ended the day her baby died. But then she moved to Montana and found a purpose, a reason for waking up each morning. There's something about Bozeman, something about the friends she's made that keeps her feet firmly anchored to the ground and her heart in one piece.
Dylan Bayliss is an Army veteran and security specialist. He's lived his life on the edge and paid a higher price than most. He's about to face his biggest fear and Annie is the only woman he trusts enough to help him.
Annie will do just about anything for anyone, but does she have the courage to do the one thing that could change their lives forever?
LOVING YOU is the second book in The Bridesmaids Club series and can easily be read as a standalone. All of my series are linked, so if you meet a character you like, you could find them in another book. Happy reading!
Praise for Leeanna Morgan’s books:
“I am addicted to Leeanna Morgan's books! The only problem with them is that I hate coming to the end of one, and can't wait for the next good read. I love how she weaves the characters together and draws you right into their lives. If you haven't discovered her, please do give her books a try. You won't be disappointed, except for not having found her sooner!”
“I thoroughly enjoyed this book! I couldn't put it down. I purchased it today and finished it just now. Captivating story from beginning to end. Definitely a five-star book.”
Other Novels by Leeanna Morgan:
The Bridesmaids Club:
Book 1: All of Me (Tess and Logan)
Book 2: Loving You (Annie and Dylan)
Book 3: Head Over Heels (Sally and Todd)
Book 4: Sweet on You (Molly and Jacob)
The Bridesmaids Club: Books 1-3
Air Force Pilot Charlie Matthews has flown to the farthest reaches of the world, but he can never seem to reconnect with his first, and only love. Will their latest reunion finally land them on a path to forever?
After years of service in the Air Force, Charlie Matthews is finally hanging up his wings and coming home for good to the Flying Cross Ranch to help his ailing pastor father. And after nearly a decade of short layovers and missed connections, Charlie is finally swooping back to sweep the love of his life off her feet. Unfortunately, he discovers the woman who makes his heart soar is about to depart on a one way ticket out of town.
Growing up in the foster care system, Savy James has always wanted her very own forever home. Now a foster mother herself, she’s devastated when the government declares her land protected for wild horses, meaning she and her ragtag bunch of foster kids will once again be uprooted, this time to the other side of the state. Being separated once again from Charlie is too much to bear, but he can’t leave his sick father and she’d never ask him to.
Determined to make this work, Charlie offers up his ranch to Savy and the kids. But the children aren’t used to his tough love. After Savy’s free-spirited ways, Charlie’s military style of discipline does not endear him to them. And when one of the kids makes a dangerous choice that leads a social worker to question their fitness as parents, Savy’s big, happy family is in jeopardy once again. Can a true love that's stood the test of time and space weather the storm of rebel youth?
Find out in His Vow to Love, the first in a series of heartwarming stories that prove that falling in love is an act of heroism, but finding family is life's most extraordinary achievement.
