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I bring you tales of Lords who went to a “copper hell” for an evening’s entertainment and lost their fortunes through nefarious means. What will they be willing to do to get it back?
Gambling was an accepted pastime during Regency times and people would bet on anything! An evening out or at home playing cards made for an enjoyable couple hours and a few coins made it more interesting. While some gambling was harmless and fun, high stakes gambling could lead to addiction, shocking losses, ruin, and even suicide. While wealthy men gambled in clubs, players could depend upon an honest game but there were also less reputable places to play. People from all classes gambled in the “copper hells” but cheating was common.
Six stories of how men were cheated of their fortune, and ladies that helped them regain their fortune and find love!
The Viscount's Stolen Fortune
A Viscount who has lost his fortune…can he regain it with the help of a young lady destined to become a companion
For Richer or Poorer
The Earl of Wiltsham, despondent about his lost fortune, finds a desperate lady in his townhouse! Might Julia be the key to recovering his fortune and finding a life of love?
Her Heart's Choice
One newly impoverished Marquess meets one relentlessly inquisitive Lady.
A Dreadful Secret
Viscount Pottinger lost his fortune. Miss Tara Shaw could lose her reputation. Could they gain a future together?
Their Forgotten Love
Has Lady Emma been forgotten by Lord Thornbridge? She is determined to find out the truth…regardless of the outcome!
His Convenient Match
An impoverished Lord must marry for money, now that his fortune has been stolen. Lady Charlotte discovers a clue about his stolen fortune that changes everything. Can they find a future together filled with love and security?
There are many hours of entertainment in this clean and wholesome Regency romance boxset, suitable for all ages! Get your copy today!
After surviving a shadow monster ambush, Marsh must get back to civilization, keep two kids alive, and make a delivery.
Get the complete bestselling series - all 8 books - in one GIANT boxed set!
Trading Into Shadow, Book 1:
But, with shadow monsters and raiders closing the trade routes, she’s out of a job, and lost beneath the ruins of one of the greatest cities of the world. She doesn’t need a deserted farm to complicate things… or a parentless pup… or to be hunted by a hoshkat. What she needs is to find a way home… through the dark… but the predators are out in force, and home is a very long way away.
Can she discover what happened at Leon’s Deep, in time to stop it from happening again? Or did she escape the ambush, only to see the rest of her world fall to the ones behind it?
Trading Into Darkness, Book 2:
A face from the past, an attempted theft, and a death threat: Just what every girl needs to make a bad day better.
Everyone has the ability to do magic, but not everyone can... Marsh knows the saying well.
What she doesn’t expect is that there are some forms of magic she just can’t master.
With the fate of the Four Caverns hanging in the balance, and raiders closing on the monastery, Marsh thinks the last thing she needs is to discover she can’t re-light the trail glows.
In fact, the last thing she needs is a violent visitor from the past and the promise that her refuge will fall.
Haunted by the warning, she and the shadow mages must clear the trade route to Ruins Hall and establish a fighting force to protect the Four Caverns, a task easier said than done.
Can she make it through the tunnels alive and discover what links her failed delivery to the raiders?
One courier, one kat, two kids and a shadow mage not so alone in the dark.
Trading Close to Light, Book 3:
In Marsh’s world the monsters are real and shadows can be used as weapons.
Anyone can call the magic, but the magic they can wield is never guaranteed. Some call shadows, and some shape the stone and earth around them, while others heal or walk through minds.
Marsh can bring the lightning, draw poison from wounds and become one with the dark, but the idea of seeing her uncle and cousins, again, leaves her cold.
They’re the only family she has, and they don’t even know she survived.
The trade route between Ruins Hall and Kerrenin’s Ledge is crawling with raiders and shadow monsters, but dealing with them seems a cakewalk in comparison, and seeing her family, again, isn’t the only challenge that lies ahead.
Together with Roeglin and the kat, Marsh must help Kerrenin’s Ledge develop a force to protect itself and the trade routes around it, and its Council has a small favor to ask.
Can Marsh survive a family reunion, chase down a traitorous boss, and have another township join their fight against the raiders?
The boxed set also includes:
Trading By Firelight, Book 4
Trading By Shroomlight, Book 5
Trading Into Daylight, Book 6
Trading By Stormlight, Book 7
Trading to the Deeps, Book 8
Join Marsh and Roeglin as they strengthen alliances and dig deep for what might just be the fight of their lives.
From the bowels of Seattle's ruins to the depths of a dark secret.
Rayna knew the rules…
And everybody was supposed to follow them.
Would she?
Within the sprawling ruins of Seattle, the Nest looms high above as a stronghold of the aristocratic Crow class, ruled with an iron fist by Lord Corvus. Rayna and her resilient Hydrans have long toiled at the depths of Lake Union, crawling for valuable scrap metal to trade with the Crows. Everything changes when a mysterious boy shows up, burdening Rayna with a haunting secret that leaves her with the perilous choice between standing up for the truth, even if it means sacrificing everything or succumbing to a world on the brink of chaos. Will Rayna become the catalyst for a rebellion that redefines their destinies? Or will the Iron Crow prevail?
Discover a world on the brink, where the truth is the ultimate weapon, and one woman's courage could alter the course of destiny. From USA Today Bestselling Author Kim Petersen comes Iron Crow, the first book in The Crawling Girl series, a dystopian thriller featuring complex characters and high-powered action adventure. Perfect for fans of The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Handmaid’s Tale, and The Road.
In a world gone to hell, better to choose the devil you know…
The world didn't end in fire and explosions, instead after an intensifying panic of disease, food shortages, wild weather, and floundering economies, it collapsed like slow falling dominoes, until what remained of humanity battles for survival in a harsh new reality.
As a ‘Hound, Charity puts the lethal survival skills learned at an early age to use by sniffing out pivotal secrets for one of the most powerful leaders on what remains of the west coast. Her work is deceptive, deadly, and best performed solo, but when her path crosses with a member of the notorious mercenary group known as Fate’s Vultures, she’s faced with a less than stellar choice – join the sexy as hell Ruin in a mockery of teamwork or waste her valuable time shaking him loose.
As one of Fate’s Vultures, a nomadic band of ruthless arbitrators, Ruin knows well the type of carnage created by the corruption and greed of what remains of humanity, so when he rides into a brutal murder scene and discovers his friend has been taken hostage, he’ll use whatever resources he can to save him. Even if one of those resources is a damn ‘Hound who’s clearly trouble. Trouble, Ruin knows he should avoid, especially since the suspicious circumstance of Charity’s involvement leaves every cell of his body skeptical - and painfully aroused.
But Fate has other plans, especially when Ruin and Charity realize they have a common enemy. Can they set aside their distrust to achieve their mutual goal of justice and revenge?
Sometimes, it's better to stick with the devil you know...
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Meet a new breed of warriors, Fate’s Vultures, a mercenary band who live by a code in a world gone to hell – loyalty to each other, but for the right price, they’ll be the shield for those without. In the ravaged aftermath of the post-apocalyptic these evocative couples will stop at nothing to claim their future. Welcome to the world of The Collapse.
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Whoever said that ghosts exist must be out of their mind.
Oh, wait. That was me. I said that. If you’d told me yesterday that ghosts were real I would have smiled, nodded, and called a shrink to fix your deluded little mind. Now it’s my turn to question my sanity when the ghost of my best friend turns up in my apartment. Was it the tequila shots the night before causing this apparition? Or one too many bumps to the head — let’s face it, clumsy is my middle name, it really wouldn’t surprise me if I’d done some irreparable damage to my grey matter over the years.
Now I have to accept that the paranormal does, in fact, exist. But sadly, my ghost friend is lacking something besides his body. His memory. He doesn’t know how he died but suspects foul play and he wants my help to find his killer. I can’t refuse, I’m a sucker for a good mystery and the chance to bring my friend's killer to justice is too good to pass up.
Surprises abound as I discover a secret talent for sleuthing, not to mention an unexpected inheritance of a talking cat among other things. But the biggest problem of all? Captain Cowboy Hot Pants, or as he likes to be called, Detective Kade Galloway of the Firefly Bay PD. He’s one smokin’ cop, but my distrust of the police runs deep and despite his assurances that he’s here to help can I really trust him, or is his offer of assistance designed to keep me from discovering the truth?
I guess I’ll find out when death comes knocking on my door.
Join Audrey Fitzgerald in the Ghost Detective series, a paranormal cozy mystery featuring a cat, a ghost, and a murder to solve.
Embrace a full-body exercise routine and revitalize your health with this fully illustrated guide to the wonders of Wall Pilates!
Do you want to tone your muscles, improve your balance, and feel the joys of a sculpted body? Have you heard of Pilates before, but you don’t want to spend hundreds of dollars on classes or instructors? Or are you searching for a safe and gentle exercise that you can effortlessly practice in your own home? Then keep reading.
Expertly designed with an incredible 60+ exercises to target your whole body, this ultimate Wall Pilates workout guide reveals how you can transform your body and feel better than ever with straightforward, low-impact exercises that you can try from the comfort of your own home.
Featuring step-by-step instructions to suit absolute beginners, plus handy illustrations and a bonus progress tracker, Wall Pilates Workouts provides you with a concise and fully customizable blueprint for a stronger, fitter, and more flexible body.
With easy stretches that target your back, hips, shoulders, legs, and more, this handbook provides readers with a 28-day workout challenge that empowers you to begin your Pilates journey.
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As an essential companion guide for beginners, seniors, people recovering from injuries, and anyone who wants to feel the immense benefits of a sculpted body, Wall Pilates Workouts offers you a holistic exercise routine that you can effortlessly adapt to your goals and skill level.
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The world is changing, and so should your leadership.
While we often underestimate our influence, the truth is that as individuals, we have enormous power. We contribute not only by the work we do but by how we behave. When we live and lead in alignment with our purpose, we maximize our effectiveness.
This has never been more important than it is today. Rapid technology adoption, hybrid work, and more focus on responsible business practices make it imperative that we develop the essential people skills necessary for success. Organizations need leaders who have the capabilities, perspectives, and self-awareness to widen the scope from building a functional business to benefiting society.
Author Shannon Banks—managing director of Be Leadership and award-winning facilitator, consultant, and coach—is a pioneer in the field of social leadership. She is dedicated to supporting organizations on their path to positive impact and to helping leaders find purpose in their work and lives. In Because: 12 Essential Skills for Connecting How You Lead with Why, Banks introduces a social leadership model with twelve key skills to revolutionize how—and why—you lead.
Throughout the book, calls to action and interactive assignments help you practice needed behaviors and define your leadership brand, ensuring you leave with new insights on how to be influential both in your work and your broader life.
A road map for enhancing your leadership skills and igniting your purpose, Because is an essential resource for leaders today.
From beyond the grave, Ashton’s mother leaves a mysterious legacy that upends her world. Eileen Darby, the heiress to the Merriweather fortune, has entrusted her oldest daughter with the family's waterfront estate on Catawba Sound in South Carolina's Lowcountry, bequeathing virtually nothing to her other three children. This lavish bequest is more than a gift; it's a cryptic message, a puzzle interlaced with the troubled history of their dysfunctional family. As Ashton embarks on renovating the old home, she finds herself haunted by secrets lurking in the shadows of her memory. What is her mother trying to communicate, and what will she uncover as she delves into the murkiest corners of the memories she can't recall?"
Ashton’s husband is a proclaimed financial wizard, a mastermind who claims to have turned her recent investment into a fortune. Yet, he refuses to provide the account statements to verify it. With their marriage teetering on the brink, Ashton's dwindling trust gives way to mounting suspicions. Is he genuinely the financial virtuoso he purports to be, or is there a more sinister game afoot? As her marital bonds unravel, Ashton finds herself ensnared in a tangled web of deception. Each thread she tugs unravels a path leading her ever closer to a truth she may not be ready to confront. When she loses her way, she looks to a friend from her past to help her find herself again.
In this thrilling journey of discovery and deceit, Ashton must confront the ghosts of her past and the demons of her present. Long Journey Home is a twisted labyrinth of mystery and betrayal, where every corner holds another clue and every path leads Ashton deeper into uncertainty.
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They say rakes make the best husbands…but do they?
At the age of twenty-four, vivacious Kitty Tate is having the time of her life in her first London Season—such a good time in fact, she’s caught the eye of Lord Ashwood, the ton’s most notorious rake. And he’s caught hers.
She’s instantly taken with the handsome lord and finding out he’s a scoundrel doesn’t deter her one bit. Nor does her brother forbidding her from seeing him. Unfortunately for him, Kitty has a mind of her own and the willpower to fight for what she wants.
After a brush with death, dedicated rake Lord Ashwood has changed his tune and is ready to marry and secure his line. Unfortunately, his reputation is so bad he’s considered virtually unmarriageable by the ton. Intrigued by Miss Tate’s delicious blend of innocent and siren, he’s willing to make a bona fide offer for her. When he finds Kitty eager for his attentions, Ash’s desire for her burns brighter still.
But a dastardly wager surfaces, and Ash discovers a truly despicable man is determined to ravish Kitty at any cost. Now forbidden to marry her, Ash must find another way to protect the woman he’s come to love before she’s ruined by another man.
If you love romances about charming rakes, like Simon in The Duke and I and Sebastian in Devil in Winter, you’re going to love Ash in A Countess Never Tells.
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Robbie is a kind and loving boyfriend. As long as you obey the rules.
Seline is excited to be starting a new chapter. She has moved away from home to begin her first job – as school art teacher in a quaint Yorkshire village.
Life gets even better when she meets the wild and untamed Robbie, with whom she starts a relationship. Robbie is unpredictable and impulsive and Seline loves the excitement he injects into her well-ordered days.
But Robbie soon reveals a dark side. He becomes more and more domineering and Seline finds herself trapped with a man who needs to control her every waking moment.
Her only escape is through her artwork. But even there, in the shadowy corners of her own paintings, lurks a disturbing truth she cannot decipher.
Desperate to escape from Robbie, Seline turns to an old family friend, Michael, for help. But Michael has secrets of his own, secrets that entwine with Seline's past in shocking and sinister ways…
The Girl in the Painting – the gripping psychological thriller perfect for fans of Freida McFadden, Daniel Hurst and Kiersten Modglin.
Miss Ann Pearson has spent years learning the difficult art of the professional cook, and jealously guarding her position in the kitchen of the fancy Coventry Club. When Colonel Sir Orion Goddard asks her to take on a young apprentice, Ann would rather refuse. But Orion is respectful, gruffly charming, and looking out for a girl whom others have neglected, and that is a combination Ann cannot resist. Lingering scandal has taught Orion to make his way along the fringes of polite society without allies or entanglements. Then he meets Ann, who is fierce, passionate, and warm-hearted, and also worth fighting for. If Orion and Ann are to forge a new love, they must first learn to trust each other, and find the courage to overcome old enemies who will do anything to keep the cook and colonel apart.
Two lives are drawn together when they least expect it…
Georgiana Osbourne’s goal in life has been to race her horse, Xavier. Astride. Despite the rules and opinions of society. However, will this goal disappear when she suddenly finds her path intertwined with Augustus Edwards?
Seth Edwards—known better among his acquaintances as Augustus Edwards, heir to the earldom of Kent—has come to Powderham Castle for a visit—or so he thinks.
When the two unsuspecting correspondents are surprised with the knowledge of a union by their parents, both are adamantly against the idea of an arranged marriage.
Yet, complications arise and Seth embarks on a quest to win the wild, independent heart of Georgiana Osbourne.
Will his growing affection all be for naught when he is called away to sea to aid his friends of the Destiny’s crew, whose very lives are in danger?
What is Georgiana to do when she finally discovers that Augustus Edwards and Seth Porter are the same person? Will it be too late?
Begin the journey…destiny awaits!
No one knew dragons used to exist. They were creatures of myths and legends. Fairytales.
Right until a fire-spewing monster breaks open the world and changes everything.
As it turns out, the dragons aren’t friendly.
Join Benjamin Draig and Marty Ambrose as they discover what it’s like to live in a world they never expected to be in.
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It was supposed to be a fun break while school was out for the semester.
A chance meeting between Benjamin Draig and Martin "Marty" Ambrose suggests the potential for a great friendship. Both were with different groups of friends just outside of Moab, both on their way to hike through the mountains.
But then things went horribly wrong.
It’s all Benjamin and Marty can do to stay alive when the earth opens beneath their feet, and they’re swallowed by the mountain.
As a fire-spewing monster emerges and spreads its wings to blot out the sky, Benjamin and Marty learn that the comfortable illusion of the world they knew is gone.
Everything has changed. Depending on the other for every second of their survival, they reach what looks like safety…
…then their entire world comes undone.
The world beneath the mountain is impossibly huge, but the sheer size isn't the only thing that beggars belief.
As the titanic monster takes to the sky, leaving behind the lair that has lain buried for millennia, the two men know what they have to do.
They've got to brave the dangers of the dragon's lair and hope there's something to defeat the monster razing the country in fire and flames.
Otherwise, this new world is going to be a place where becoming a dragon’s dinner is the better option.
This boxed set includes all six books in the series!
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I don’t love him. I don’t even like him.
I just want him.
Eli Loveless was my nemesis from the first day of kindergarten until we graduated high school. Everything I did, he had to do better - and vice versa. The day he left town was the best day of my life.
Ten years later, the day he came back was the worst.
Now he’s my co-worker.
Grown-up Eli Loveless is sexy as sin. He’s hotter than asphalt in the summer. The irritating kid I once knew is gone, and he’s been replaced by a man with green eyes, perfect abs, and a cocky smile.
It’s bad that I want him. It’s worse that he wants me back.
There are looks. There are smirks. There are smiles that make my panties burst into flame.
And then there’s a shared kiss that leads to the hottest night of my life.
This is no office romance. This is a five-alarm fire.
What’s a girl to do when the man I can’t stand is the one I can’t stop lusting after?
Enter into a friends-with-benefits agreement, of course.
No dates. No relationship. Just blisteringly hot sex, because if there’s one person I could never fall for, it’s Eli....right?
Enemies With Benefits is the first book in the Loveless Brothers series, and can be read as a total standalone. It's for fans of high-heat, low-angst romantic comedies and anyone who enjoys a rivals-to-lovers story. This book also has tons of sibling banter, a workplace romance that smolders, and a small town with tons of charm and quirk. It's steamy, hilarious, and of course it's got a guaranteed HEA. (And yes, it bangs.)
This series is 18+
Welcome to Cocker Brothers, six brothers with family loyalty, each story building on the last, written to be enjoyed in any order.
DREW:
Having Jake Cocker as my roommate is the worst idea ever. He's just introduced himself wearing only a damp towel and a smirk. Muscles glistening from the shower. Hair dripping. He mistakenly thought I was a boy because of my name, so now he won't rent to me. I can't stay where I've been - secrets are there I'm not even aware of. I'm imploring him to give me a shot. What other choice do I have? Leave Atlanta, my dreams, and give up?
JAKE:
My brothers and I come from old-money. Dad is Congressman Michael Cocker. Women throw themselves at us. It's boring. We're not into it. But Drew Charles is from a rural Georgia town. She doesn't know about us -- she's not impressed. I only rented to her out of pity, because I hate to see a woman cry. Then I braced myself for a nightmare... But she just hides in her room, studying. Why has that given her the starring role in all of my fantasies? And how can I convince her to make them real?
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COCKER BROTHERS
SERIES ORDER
1: Cocky Roomie (Jake Cocker)
2: Cocky Biker (Jett Cocker)
3: Cocky Cowboy (Jaxson Cocker)
4: Cocky Romantic (Jason Cocker - twin)
5: Cocky Senator (Justin Cocker - twin)
6: Cocky Marine (Jeremy)
7: A Honey Badger Christmas (Jett's best friend from Book 2, holiday novella)
(Holiday Novellas are about friends of the Cocker family)
8: Cocky Senator's Daughter (Hannah Cocker, Justin's oldest, first of the Next Gen)
9: Cocky Genius (Ethan Cocker, son of Jake)
10: Cocky Rockstar (Gabriel Cocker, twin/son of Justin)
11: Cocky Love (Emma Cocker, daughter of Jake)
12: Cocky Quarterback (Eric Cocker, son of Jake)
13: Cocky Rebel (Sofia Sol Cocker, A Ciphers Novel, daughter of Jett)
14: Cocky By Association (Sean and Celia, A Ciphers Novel)
15: Cocky Director (Max Cocker, son of Jason)
16: Cocky And Out Of My League (Nicholas Cocker, son of Jeremy)
17: Bonus Scenes Compilation Book 1-16
18: Cocky Cardiologist (Caden Cocker, son of Jason)
19: Cocky Mother's Day (Tonk Jr., A Ciphers Novella)
20: Cocky Thanksgiving (Billy Cooper, A Friend Novella
21: Cocky Best Friend (Samantha Cocker, daughter of Jason)
22: Cocky Throuple (Marion, Jack & Troy, a side-character novella
23: Cocky Cop (Wyatt Cocker, son of Jeremy)
24: Cocky Origins (A 1944 Prequel novella of when the Patriarch & Matriarch met)
25: Cocky Rebound (Lexi Cocker, daughter of Jason, sister of Samantha, Max, and Caden Cocker)
26: Cocky Bonus Scenes Part 2: (compilation of Bonus Scenes from Books 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 25)
Saving him is their job, but it won’t get his victim justice.
Samantha and Kathy are witches who protect the nonmagical from evil. So when they spot a coven of harpies targeting Mark, a nonmagical man, they immediately rush to save him.
With the threat of the harpies still looming over Mark, the sisters learn more about him and the target on his back. Namely, that the harpies are hunting him to drag him to hell to pay for his crimes against a young woman. However, that presents a dilemma for Samantha and Kathy: do they follow their duties as witches and save the man who harmed a young woman or do they step aside and let the harpies drag him to hell to pay for those crimes?
The clock is ticking and the longer it takes Samantha and Kathy to decide what to do, the more innocent people that will be hurt by the harpies while they wait to sink their claws into Mark.
Harpy is the first book in the Coven series, which serves as a prequel series to the Under the Moon series.
A B.R.A.G.Medallion Honoree
Leviticus Radix is a gifted computational engineer whose perceptions are unique and powerful. He’s part of a team of graduate students who have developed a new technology that garners the unwanted attention of mysterious opposing factions. To make matters worse, Leviticus is manifesting abilities that haven’t been seen for over 1700 years. One ancient order wants to enslave him, the other says he’s the chosen one who will save the world from a prophesied flood. This is all news to him, but it’s starting to look like it’s not a coincidence.
As Leviticus learns more about his abilities, it becomes apparent that he will play a pivotal role in the coming cataclysm. His future and the lives of his friends are forever altered as they discover the world is a very different place than they thought. The group will have to set aside personal conflicts and work together in an attempt to prevent the end of everything they hold dear. The decisions they make could lead the world to safety, or hasten its doom.
“A well-crafted story set in a high-tech antediluvian era. A compelling, multilayered tale of good vs. Evil.”
She's a lawyer accused of a murder she did commit. She stands ready to accept her fate, even though her victim was a murderer. A second chance appears. Become more than a lawyer. Be one who judges and punishes the guilty.
Could she look herself in the mirror after meting out justice? She's about to find out. Rivka heads to space to be the Judge, Jury, & Executioner. Criminals have nowhere to go.
You Have Been Judged...
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Judge, Jury, & Executioner is a stand-alone series in the Kurtherian Gambit Universe. No previous books need to be read. Just lock in your seat-belt, grab your favorite drink and be ready for your socks to be blown off.
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*** This book contains cursing. Perhapshumorous cursing, but cursing nevertheless. If this offends you, perhaps this book isn't for you.